"I ran into my Ex the other day.  Then I put it in reverse and ran over him again."

"I child-proofed the house, but they still got in!"

"Girlfriends are the best medicine.  They never liked him in the first place!"

Laugh.

Laugh 'til you cry.

Eat all the Hagan Das you want, leave the house a mess, and give the kids scrambled eggs for dinner.

This really isn't so bad...